Hooray! I made myself a Weighted Companion Cube.
I was so depressed when GlaDOS made me incinerate my cube when playing Portal… Now I can keep this one as my faithful, inanimate companion forever…

Weighted Companion Cube
This Weighted Companion Cube was made of paper, glue, ink and love… It was based on a net from this place that I found tonight. I also found a wallpaper, I may share that sometime.
I chose not to include all of the extra little raised parts, as they were awful to cut out and fold and stick on.
So, I’m keeping my Companion Cube simple. Although it’s called a Weighted Companion Cube, this actually has very little weight, ’cause it’s paper. Though I guess you already know that…
Perhaps this entry needs some quotes added to it now…

GlaDOS: Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
GLaDOS: While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
GlaDOS: At the end of the experiment you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
GlaDOS: This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care.
GlaDOS: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said “Goodbye” and you were like
[in a deep male voice]
GlaDOS: “No way!” And then I was all “We pretended we were going to murder you?” That was great!
Curiosity Sphere: Who are you? What is that? Oh, What’s that? What’s THAT? What is THAT?
Curiosity Sphere: Ooooh, that thing has numbers on it.
Curiosity Sphere: Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing!
Curiosity Sphere: Where are we going? Are you coming back? What’s that noise? Is that a gun? Do you smell something burning? Ooooohh… what’s in heeeere?
GLaDOS: [the character has just destroyed part of GLaDOS] You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is…
[sparking and fizzling noise]
GLaDOS: Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I’M FINE!
I actually tested that last one, and it’s true!
224
= 2 x 41 + 2 x 40
= 8 + 2
= 10
Therefore, 224 = 1010.
My number skills are awesome.
Anyway, who else has played Portal? Did you feel so disheartened having to incinerate your Weighted Companion Cube? Are you still missing your cake? I know I am. You should all tell me how you feel about the Weighted Companion Cubes, cake and the rest of the game.
I think I might go and make some toast before I go to bed. Peanut Butter Toast at 4am FTW!
Ciao.
-Lachy